"CAPTAIN" or ROSS
25
any pronouns

world's okayest dm
aspiring supervillain
local margaritaville fancanadian.
funeral director.
former enviro field tech.my noodle 16.10.22 <3commissions @ captainscomms

GENERAL INTERESTS
horror, military history, maritime disasters, quentin tarantino, film, dnd & ttrpgs, roleplay, kgrps, gundam, otoges, asmr, wrestling, cooking, outer space, sharks and fish, and lots more

current interests: roleplay and deepspace!

dnfi: minor, proshipper, annoying/dramatic/immature, freaks in general, right-wingers. i block often.
i won't follow if you post a lot of cat pics sorry.feel free to dm me on discord: @watchmenbluesky | twitter | tumblr | steam | pinterest | spotify | letterboxd | reddit | toyhouse | artfight | last.fm

PLATFORMS
nintendo switch
steam deck
pc
ipad
playstation 4
xbox series x/s

MULTIPLAYER
genshin impact, honkai star rail, rainbow six siege

OTOGES
virche evermore, collar x malice, obey me, love and deepspace, cafe enchante, amnesia, olympia soiree, nightshade, cupid parasite, etc.

GENERAL GAMES
bioshock infinite, no straight roads, catherine, fire emblem three houses, five nights at freddys, slime rancher, cook serve delicious

ANIMES
neon genesis evangelion, cardcaptor sakura, fate, inuyasha, dorohedoro, black lagoon, beastars, high-rise invasion, jojos bizarre adventure, gundam

MOVIES
ghostbusters i & ii & afterlife (1984 & 1989 & 2021), reservoir dogs (1992), cube (1997), hard candy (2005), hereditary (2018), the house that jack built (2018), 3 idiots (2009), moon (2009), spirited away (2001), american psycho (2000), top gun: maverick (2022), the green knight (2021), pin (1988), a nightmare on elm street (184), saw (2004), the menu (2022), house of 1000 corpses (2003)

SHOWS
archer, rupauls drag race, its always sunny in philadelphia, netflix's you, cobra kai, suits, the good place, umbrella academy, hannibal, forensic files, transformers, bojack horseman, schitts creek, bridgerton, the boys, south park, 90 day fiance

MUSIC
passion pit, the 1975, ok go, the killers, bad suns, phoebe bridgers, the antlers, chvrches, portugal the man, ghost, the postal service, grimes, gorillaz, halsey, lil nas x, marina, will wood, jimmy buffett, marianas trench, jack stauber, ethel cain, autoheart, hotel mira, noah kahan, chappell roan, marty robins

"you are, at any given moment, an abomination of nature, god, and the geneva conventions."
x

"hey everyone it's time to publicly execute captain! i'm going to resurrect bucephalus's fucking corpse and ride it over your spinal column"
bear

“every time forensic files has an ep about arson or a bomb i think of you”
virus

“if you were a doctor and your patient had a cold you’d be the type of person who would mercy kill them, over a cold”
aaron

“u rly got that.gross n murderous old man mlm aesthetic”
jack

“he’s hip. he’s cool. he’s greek. and he’s here to make your life significantly more ominous.“
also bear

"you give off the vibe of literal jim jones here to wreak fun havoc again"
more bear

"all bread and no play makes cap a dull boy"
also aaron

x

also virus