"CAPTAIN"
25

world's okayest dm
part-time chuunibyou,
aspiring supervillainfuneral director.
former enviro field tech.i'd rather be digging holes.i love my boyfriend so much :)i livetweet a lot, fair warning.
i also block people a lot.commissions @ captainscomms

GENERAL INTERESTShorror, true crime, military history, quentin tarantino, film, dnd, wrestling, cooking, gundam, anime, otoges, ghostbusters, last podcast network, watcher, vtubers, film, asmr, maritime disaster, godzilla, planes, sharks and fish, dinosaurs, ergodic literature, roleplay, and lots more

current interest: gundam & roleplay!

dnfi: minor, proshipper, annoying/dramatic/immature, freaks in general, cat people, i block often to make my twitter experience stress- and stupidity-free.feel free to dm me on discord: Watchmen#8943twitter | tumblr | steam | pinterest | spotify | letterboxd | reddit | toyhouse | last.fm

MULTIPLAYER
genshin impact, dead by daylight, destiny 2, rainbow six, pokemon, risk of rain, red dead online, halo, ffxiv

OTOGES
collar x malice, nightshade, obey me, code: realize, the arcana, mystic messenger, cafe enchante, amnesia: memories, olympia soiree, cupid parasite, dramatical murder, piofiore, ozmafia, virche evermore

GENERAL GAMES
bioshock infinite, no straight roads, catherine, fire emblem three houses, beat saber, layton mystery room, danganronpa, five nights at freddys, cook serve delicious

MUSIC
passion pit, the 1975, ok go, the killers, bad suns, phoebe bridgers, the antlers, chvrches, portugal the man, ghost, the postal service, grimes, gorillaz, halsey, lil nas x, marina, will wood, jimmy buffett, marianas trench, jack stauber, ethel cain, autoheart, hotel mira

ANIMES
neon genesis evangelion, cardcaptor sakura, fate, otome youkai zakuro, inuyasha, dorohedoro, black lagoon, demon slayer, kakegurui, beastars, high-rise invasion, jojos bizarre adventure, gundam

MISC. GACHAS
crash fever, ensemble stars!! music, fate: grand order, cookie run, twisted wonderland (defunct)

WRESTLERS
bryan danielson, kenny omega, jon moxley, brock lesnar, kevin owens (aew > wwe)

PEOPLE
vtubers: kishido temma, enna alouette, tokino sora, usada pekora
youtubers: coryxkenshin, sovietwomble, noel miller & cody ko, gmm, jason rupp, liziqi, watcher, various asmrtists
actors / other: last podcast network, dan aykroyd, bill hader, patrick wilson, jason bateman, robert englund, jesse plemmons

CHARACTERS
david "eidolon", warren kepler, olivier flament, tamamo no mae, kohaku river, shockwave, optimus prime, leviathan, gyro zeppeli, diego brando, funny valentine, diluc ragnvindr, kageyuki shiraishi, chojiro momochi, char aznable, lots more

SHOWS
archer, rupauls drag race, its always sunny in philadelphia, netflix's you, cobra kai, suits, the good place, umbrella academy, hannibal, forensic files, transformers, bojack horseman, schitts creek, bridgerton, the boys, south park, 90 day fiance

MOVIES
ghostbusters i & ii & afterlife (1984 & 1989 & 2021), reservoir dogs (1992), cube (1997), hard candy (2005), hereditary (2018), the house that jack built (2018), 3 idiots (2009), moon (2009), spirited away (2001), american psycho (2000), top gun: maverick (2022), the green knight (2021), pin (1988), a nightmare on elm street (184), saw (2004), the menu (2022), house of 1000 corpses (2003)

"you are, at any given moment, an abomination of nature, god, and the geneva conventions."
x

"hey everyone it's time to publicly execute captain! i'm going to resurrect bucephalus's fucking corpse and ride it over your spinal column"
bear

“every time forensic files has an ep about arson or a bomb i think of you”
virus

“if you were a doctor and your patient had a cold you’d be the type of person who would mercy kill them, over a cold”
aaron

“u rly got that.gross n murderous old man mlm aesthetic”
jack

“he’s hip. he’s cool. he’s greek. and he’s here to make your life significantly more ominous.“
also bear

"you give off the vibe of literal jim jones here to wreak fun havoc again"
more bear

"all bread and no play makes cap a dull boy"
also aaron

x

also virus