BUT SO ARE LIES.

"CAPTAIN"

26. any pronouns. ontario.physically disabled + chronically ill, auDHD.funeral director.
former enviro tech.
greco-kemetic pagan, forever dm, crustacean keeper, aspiring ornithologist and fisherman.my noodle 16.10.22 <3

horror, military history, film, dnd & ttrpgs, killing game roleplays, otomes, asmr, pro wrestling, aliens, nature


no bigots.
i dont like cats, either.
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PLATFORMS
☆ nintendo switch
☆ steam deck
☆ pc
☆ ipad
☆ playstation 4
☆ xbox series x/s


GAMES
☆ dead by daylight (pig, onryo)
☆ genshin impact
☆ hundred line
☆ five nights at freddys
☆ inscryption


ANIMES
☆ neon genesis evangelion
☆ gundam
☆ inuyasha
☆ jojos bizarre adventure
☆ dunmeshi
☆ dandadan
☆ dorohedoro
☆ fate
☆ spy x family

MUSIC
☆ jimmy buffett
☆ noah kahan
☆ passion pit
☆ ghost
☆ gorillaz
☆ will wood
☆ marty robbins


OTOMES
☆ love and deepspace
☆ obey me (levi oshi)
☆ virche evermore
☆ nightshade
☆ amnesia
☆ code realize
☆ etc...


HOBBIES
☆ roleplaying
☆ reality tv
☆ birding
☆ reading fiction
☆ puzzles, murdles
☆ learning chinese
☆ ???

SHOWS
☆ x-files
☆ forensic files
☆ its always sunny in philadelphia
☆ cobra kai
☆ bridgerton
☆ south park
☆ rupauls drag race
☆ 90 day fiance


MOVIES
☆ ghostbusters franchise
☆ quentin tarantino films
☆ spirited away
☆ top gun maverick
☆ saw franchise
☆ elm street franchise
☆ the menu
☆ house of 1000 corpses
horror, thrillers, musicals, sci-fi, superheroes, kaijus

TRUST NO ONE.


"you are, at any given moment, an abomination of nature, god, and the geneva conventions."
x


"hey everyone it's time to publicly execute captain! i'm going to resurrect bucephalus's fucking corpse and ride it over your spinal column"
bear


“every time forensic files has an ep about arson or a bomb i think of you”
virus


“if you were a doctor and your patient had a cold you’d be the type of person who would mercy kill them, over a cold”
aaron


“u rly got that.gross n murderous old man mlm aesthetic”
jack


“he’s hip. he’s cool. he’s greek. and he’s here to make your life significantly more ominous.“
also bear


"you give off the vibe of literal jim jones here to wreak fun havoc again"
more bear


"all bread and no play makes cap a dull boy"
also aaron


"at least cheesecake factory bathroom quality"
bear again


things i have been called:
proud morosexual. recent recipient of glock transplant surgery. disney prince of organ removal. unsettling edgy crow man. designated driver of the violation of the geneva conventions. the og assblaster.


x

also virus

also bear



DENY EVERYTHING.




THIS IS THE END.